What are some of your favorites? Which ones are just unbearably bad?
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
5 comments:
I like the one about the silk worms and the tie and the one abou the baseball the best. I like bad puns, so none of them were really unbearable.
I like the one about the baseball but the rest are just awful. Who thinks up those? Seems like a waste of life to me. The worst was the one about the Alaskan eye docter. That one didn't even make sense. Also the one about the bannana and the arrow doesn't make any sense either.
-Logan
I like the baseball one like Logan, but the rest are so lame.
Julian Mills
My favorite one was about the baseball that is so very funny. I liked them all so none were unbearable. I have one of my favorites that I heard somewhere else. Ok, here it is. What is the difference between
pea soup and roast beef? A. Anyone can roast beef but, no body can pee soup. HAHAHAHAHA!
Adam Vath
My favorite one of the ones that you listed was talking about the "math disruption" instead of mass distruction. I can't think of any good jokes in my head right now but I know that there are more.
-Charlie McCray
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